If you don't want US, WE want you ... for fees!

 ROMÂNĂ

In keeping with the ex-MISA follower dictum "The best ex-MISA adept is still the MISA adept!" Yogaesoteric, MISA®'s official website, has increasingly "set up a spike" for this "obscure blog". 

As a result, the "gossipy little bloggers" were quick to point out (not only) the sect's latest problems with the participation of students in the more or less "spiritual" activities offered by dear "Lord Voldemort".

MISA followers don't give a damn about guru's bonuses, have had enough of the "erotic" films shown at the online summer camp and are no longer flocking to "Theophanic Charismatic Movement" events either.

And it looks like the "fun" continues!

On 22.12.2022, the illustrious anonymous Kulananda "chose" to pass on a new bombshell on the website of the "largest yoga school in Europe": MISA® is also experiencing major problems in terms of participation in the "rich spiritual program that will be broadcast ONLINE on the occasion of Christmas and New Year". (Link, archive)

Specifically, "...there are people who do not appreciate the efforts that are made to give them access, completely free of charge, to the various spiritual events that our school organizes online."

If in the case of the bonus conferences and those of the "Theophanic Charismatic Movement" the sect has chosen punishment in the spirit of the saying "non-participants can't be choosers", for Christmas and New Year's Eve it has opted, as in the case of the "divine" porn films, to introduce fees for participation.

"...if they do not attend a minimum of 5 hours at each of the events they have registered for, they will no longer receive free access to online spiritual events in the future, but only for a fee."

That the number of those registered for the celebration of the holy feasts was much smaller than the guru's EGO, was already clear since the publication of the announcement of 12.12.2022, according to which the registrations were extended until 18.12.2022.  (Link, archive)

The original deadline for applications was 23.11.2022. (Link, archive)

From the website of the umbrella federation - ATMAN - we learn however that there has been another extension - until 9.12.2022. So the two extensions, almost a month together, did not bring the expected success. 

The biggest pain of the "Stutterer of Tărtășești" is not only the reduced number of participants, but also the low participation time of the disciples in the events. Followers of the "Self-exiled" can afford not to sit through the program drawn up by HIM. 

The optimal action time for the "subtle paranormal triple energy" of the "Brain Bleacher" has increased to 5 hours. Otherwise he can't keep even the last suckers shackled. The "Compass Guru" is frustrated because he lost control of the puppets.

As a result, even on the eve of the holidays, he does not refrain from threats or blackmail. Of course, it's not the first time he's done it in this context. At least since around 2014 he has been chastising those who sign up, don't participate and don't announce they won't participate. He promised them a 3 year ban from these events. (Link, archive)

For those who do not know, we mention that these "celebrations" are "sui-generis" endless and do not consist only of meditations. The program runs (roughly/theoretically) from 8pm/10pm - 7am (the next day) or even later and includes "exceptional" and "first-time" guru lectures (arriving in the wee hours of the day), documentaries, (erotic) "films", "artistic moments", "creative interactive games", "jokes", "spiritual gifts"..

How spiritual is MISA®'s Christmas celebration, was also highlighted in the Romanian press in 2010. (Link, archive) 

Also significant are some examples from the "database" - courtesy of MISA®.

2007 Christmas program  (Link, archive)

2009 New Year's Eve program (also contains an action against the "counter-initiative hotbed" inside MISA®)(Link, archive)

2012 New Year's Eve exemplifications (Link, archive)

2014 New Year's Eve program (Link, archive) 

         Announce  (Link, archive)   

2015 New Year's Eve program (Link, archive)

2016 New Year's Eve program(Link, archive) 

2019  Announce (Link, archive)

So, the MISA® balance sheet at the end of 2022 is not ROSY at all. If it keeps up like this, the cult has every chance of "self-eliminating itself", to paraphrase the "All-Knowing" Gregorian Bivolaru. 

May the force be with you!