Friday, September 22, 2023

Legion of the archangel URINEL


Gospel according to Matthew ðŸ”—:
12:31 So I say to you, Every sin and every evil word against God will have forgiveness; but for evil words against the Holy Spirit
there will be no forgiveness.
12:32 And whoever says a word against the Son of man, will have forgiveness; but whoever says a word against the Holy Spirit,
will not have forgiveness in this life or in that which is to come.


Gregorian Bivolaru, conference:
"This confession came as an excellent examplification of a message sent to us by MahaShakti after the (yoga) camp
that took place this year, 2021, during which MahaShakti, the Eternal Feminine, the Holy Spirit manifested
in a completely special and conveyed to us that the time has come, on a planetary level, for human beings to find out some secrets
about the golden elixir (urine), which is often designated, not by chance, as the "water of life".

This is how the "Holy Spirit" manifests itself at the MISA: it sends messages confirming the urophilic obsessions of its "Spiritual Guide"
and incites debauchery with the enjoyment of the "golden elixir"...
Upon Jesus Christ, the Holy Spirit descended when He was baptized with water from the Jordan by John the Baptist.
But Bivolaru - the New Messiah ðŸ”—do not baptize with plain water, but with "the water of life itself, the golden elixir",
and the "Holy Spirit, the Eternal Feminine" is his assistant, secretary and spokesperson.

At MISA, the gender of the Holy Spirit" is uncertain, it is the plus (+) from LGBT+.
On one side it is called Spirit (masculine, one with the Heavenly Father), on the other side it is feminine (The Eternal Feminine),
both in the same sentence, undivided!
 
Gregorian Bivolaru:
"MahaShakti communicated that, currently, humanity is ready to learn various revelations that were previously esoteric,
regarding the golden elixir or in other words regarding the legendary "water of life" (urine).
In this way, many human beings will be able to use, in various eminently beneficial and even initiatory ways, the mythical "water of life",
which is spoken of both in folklore and in certain fairy tales that  communicate fundamental hidden meanings.
This testimony can therefore be considered as something extraordinary that was inspired by MahaShakti - the Eternal Feminine -
and appears to us as an edifying echo of this gigantic intention of MahaShakti to give human beings on this planet the opportunity
to urgently discover , from an astonishing perspective, multiple revelations about the famous "water of life" known to many of us,
by many of us through the expression "golden elixir" (urine).
 
"MahaShakti" woke up a little late, because Piss Universe Bivolaru sprinkles with such planetary revelations from around 2000!
The films that "were never made at MISA" ðŸ˜‰ ðŸ”— stand as testimony, although they are made with MISA students and instructors as actors 🔗
and were distributed through the MISA network ðŸ”—!
 

In the year 2021, a MISA female student sent a confession about an experience she had with Mahashakti
(the Feminine Essential Principle of Creation), from which the MISA Guide made a conference beginning with the above quotes,
which was broadcast during the 2021 summer yoga camp and has been going on since then.

This female student tells that she was invited by a loving couple to an initiatory ritual in which the two chose to transfigure her
into the Great Cosmic Power Kali and worship her yoni (Sanskrit, vagina) in the pose of the magical plurivalent yoni of the mother Kali.

She continues:
"We are friends and we previously had some trips in nature together with these two wonderful beings and we became very close,
she is already my lover and I have already begun to fully feel how an immense state of happiness awakens in my inner universe,
love which turned into adoration for the two of them.
In this ritual of intimate amorous erotic fusion performed with consecration, but also with full amorous erotic continence,
we performed Shiva's secret technique together, and on the date that special initiatory exemplification took place,
I still continued to enjoy my own golden elixir (urine) and at the same time I also achieved the full enjoyment of my menstrual fluids
and I tend to specify that, from this red nectar, at a certain time, within that ritual, I offered to the worshipers."

This is what is learned and practiced in MISA's yoga classes!
They claim to do yoga in the gym, Western style, "for two or three hours, like karate or aerobics", as they once declared on TV,
in front of the nation, MISA spiritual leader and MISA president.  

Marius Tuca TV Show (2004):
Editor: But there are many who come to your classes or what you do without being MISA members.
G. Bivolaru: Exactly!
MISA president: Like a karate class...
Editor: But those who come to the classes or the meetings or what you do and are not 18 and practice, have sex with other members,
what can we call this?
G. Bivolaru: So this is their problem. So we cannot interfere in a man's life and impose on him what he must do.
Editor: Yes, but it is not done under... [your guidance, n.a.]?
G. Bivolaru: No, no. So each person comes and practices yoga for only two, three hours at the gym, and then after that he is free
to do whatever he wants, just like someone who trains at a karate gym, and after that nobody controls him or ask him to do certain things.
So everyone is free in this yoga school, for two or three hours he attends some classes, the rest he does what he wants, what he wishes.
This aspect is very important for everyone who is currently watching this show to remember.
Editor: Okay, so you're saying that your organization is a kind of organization, how should I say...
MISA president: It's just like, for example, an aerobics or karate class, as I said before, where a person comes...

"Everyone does what they want from what we tell them to do!"

"Frenzy worship of the Holy Yoni (Holy Vagina)!"
If you worship or kiss Christians icons, you are dogmatic and outdated...
Worship the Yoni and kiss the Magical Yoni to be highly spiritual and trendy!
Of course, everyone is free to do what they want, but everyone must be warned from the beginning about this "aerobic class" lie!

Note the wooden language from MISA, as if you are saying that Bivolaru is the one who produced the story and not that female student:
"wonderful beings", "I began to fully feel how it wakes up in my inner universe", "intimate erotic amorous fusion made with dedication,
but also with full erotic amorous continence", "golden elixir, red nectar".


Method:
"The incessant enjoying by me of my golden elixir for more than 24 hours had an immense and also miraculous effect on me,
and I then decided that I would continue this with a frenzied aspiration as long as I could, considering that my friends
they have already told me that they managed to do this for 21 days in a row, and based on this emulatory model,
I also aspired much more - even frantically - to be able to complete this."

Idea-Force:
"I sought to relate spontaneously to you as the ideal lover of my heart and even sought body and soul to abandon myself totally to you,
and I perceived gradually how this body gradually abandoned itself to you along with all the mysterious layers,
but also with the other two bodies - respectively the astral body and the causal body .”


Transfiguration (yoni-sation):
"But then it was something magical, just like a new and very alive tissue. It was as fleshy as a vulva excited at its peak,
but also the yoni of a woman frantically fondled, adored, and suddenly I realized that my whole body, and my being in its totality,
had become a huge yoni, which I felt in an Edenic manner.
Yes, I can say that I suddenly found myself with an immense indescribable delight even being a gigantic yoni who,
being highly aroused and fondled so that I was experiencing a beatific state."

Crowning:
"There then appeared a euphoric oceanic state of continuous orgasm that appeared in my being, I identified a huge orgasm
that I have experienced before with you."

Bivolaru said that he didn't make sex with his female students:

Marius Tuca TV Show (2004):
Editor: Have you had sex with any of the MISA female sympathizers?
G. Bivolaru: So I never have sex with anyone, because having sex is something degrading.
Editor: Have you made love with any of the MISA female sympathizers?
G. Bivolaru: So, if I made love? I made love because when I love, I make love with beings I love.
Editor: No, in the idea of teaching a course, in the idea of initiation, in this idea.
G. Bivolaru: No, in this idea, no..

The "Master" reveals:
"Your complex testimony is absolutely exceptional.
It is urgently necessary for you to know that what has happened in your inner universe is obviously part of the occult project
that the Holy Spirit - the Eternal Feminine MahaShakti - will implement.
It is about the gradual disclosure of the various secrets with macrocosmic echoes related to the golden elixir (urine).
This confession which attests that MahaShakti has already begun the project which She has decided and which She will implement,
including with our help, but also with your help, of you - these wonderful shaktis (goddesses), you - which, in a gradual manner,
have grown, have spiritually matured and managed to flourish, to be and remain some sui-generis female apostles of MahaShakti,
which will be able to set the tone."

Here are the deeds of the "female apostles" from the "New Testament" of the New Messiah:
"And behold, the spirit dripped warm upon them and their eyes were opened and they began to speak to the people in each language,
preaching in all corners of the earth the good news of liberation: Come and take urine!"

This is what the father of the "apostles" says, he who is many in one:
"WE have already received an overwhelming confirmation a few months before from MahaShakti itself, and we announce that
we will start in unison with the colossal support of the Eternal Feminine, of the Holy Spirit MahaShakti,
this revelation of great proportions, which was later confirmed to us in a clear and unmistakable manner by MahaShakti herself.”

"WE already knew for a long time, we always know before everyone else, Mahashakti first announces US and then you, lice!"


Bivolaru:
"Of course, adapting the words full of divine wisdom of Jesus, we can add that these extremely valuable, pure pearls,
concerning the "mysterious water of life" spoken of in a veiled manner even in the Bible, it is necessary to never be offered to pigs,
who will remain pigs.
We can be sure in advance that such pigs will remain endlessly in their pig state."

Translated from Bivolaru's language:
"Those who don't drink urine are pigs, WE who drink are divine.
Being godly does not mean - as fools think - to do good, to love your neighbor and have mercy on him, but to piss on him and in his mouth.
It does not mean behaving like a man and respecting divine morality, but taking part in debauchery and pissing orgies.
It's not always being in the truth, it's always pissing on the truth."

But Urinel is not only obsessed and perverted, he is also a poet:
"It is welcome to evoke, through an inspired adaptation, the lyrics of the Romanian poet Tudor Arghezi who, being inspired,
said in one of his poems, I quote with some necessary adjustments:
"From pustules, pee, mud and mildew, I extracted ecstasies and meanings, new".

And he is not only a poet, he likes beauty in general:
"Many men admire, without being able to explain what is happening, videos in which gorgeous women exhibit,
with spontaneous and unconscious pleasure, the delightful fountain of the ”water of life” gushing from their gorgeous thighs.
These key elements provide some pointers to the irrepressible, inquisitive attraction that many men feel for films in which
women exhibit themselves with shameless sensuality, like this.
That is precisely why, beyond appearances, such an exhibition of that feminine intimacy induces something charming,
indescribable, which is simultaneously spontaneous, unique and original."

Many men? I talked all kinds of things with men and heard all kinds of strange things.
Of course men like to sneak glances at women, especially when they are undressing and showering, but about looking
at a woman while she urinates, I haven't heard of it.
Even in the realm of perversions exposed on porno sites on the net, uro and scato are rare, disgusted even perverts.


Now the Only Spiritually Perfect on the planet is a big fan of the "Holy Spirit" global project of preaching consumption
of urine among humanity. Before, he wasn't such a fan:

Bivolaru at Tuca TV Show - 25 aprilie 2004 (video):

Editor: Let me ask you: MISA members, MISA followers practice urinotherapy?
G. Bivolaru: No, they don't practice urine therapy!
Editor: But what is it, a preoccupation of yours with a subject that is being discussed in the world?
G. Bivolaru: I have only allowed myself to write a preface to an ancient treatise which I have translated, and then present this brochure.
This and nothing more! So the rest is nonsense, and from that moment on, everyone who heard about this brochure falsely concluded
that urine therapy is a mandatory yoga school practice!


"No, drinking urine is not my concern, the "Holy Spirit" made us drink! I just wrote a brochure.”
The brochure prepared the ground for the fake book "The Mystic Lady" 🔗, (see chapter FAKE BOOKS ðŸ”—),
to promote the mutual consumption of urine during the "love games" at MISA!

How Romanians were misinformed in the case of MISA - YogaEsoteric may, 2007 🔗

”[...] The image of MISA will still be "down to earth", because in the mind of the average Romanian, intoxicated by newspapers and news,
MISA will mean "urinotherapy and group sex".
Let's take another example, of a support of misinformation existing in most of the materials presented by the mass media about MISA:
group sex. "Bivolaru's yogis only deal with group sex and urinotherapy", said a reporter passionately on news in March 2004.
Thousands of people who practice yoga at MISA laugh when they hear these accusations, which are simply made up.
In all the press campaigns against MISA it was said that sexual orgies, group sex, urinotherapy, etc. are held at this yoga school.
The absurdity of this theme had no importance. MISA is not a sect, and sex orgies exist only in the sick minds of journalists.
The lies continue: "In closed communities, where access is only allowed to initiates, group sex or urinotherapy is practiced."
But things are worse, because the journalists present all yoga practitioners as mentally ill and incite hatred and violence.
A reporter says: "Bivolaru's followers practice group sex or drink their urine advised by the guru"; "in almost all the books
printed at the printing houses of the movement, the points of attraction are the advice for urinotherapy, group sex, but also erotic photos".


At MISA courses, only integral yoga is practiced. Right of reply - January, 16 2008 (arhivă):

"The MISA Press Office specifies that there are no "sex groups" in the MISA yoga classes, there is no group sex, nor is urine drunk.
There is no initiation regarding "the master urinating in the student's mouth". These are just aberrations of a sick mind."

How can Bivolaru promote the urophilic project of the "holy spirit", when he and his followers officially declared that
"there is not such thing of drinking urine at MISA" (that is, drinking urine wouldn't be good) and then say that
”the idea of urinating in partner's mouth is the aberration of a sick mind"?
This is not promotion, it's just sabotage!
Moreover, the principles of drinking urine currently stated violate those stated from the very beginning.
When revealing to mankind the virtues of urinotherapy, Bivolaru clearly and firmly specified:
"only drink the morning urine (rich in melatonin) and only the middle stream", the rest of the urine being toxic!

Then, when he revealed the "urine love games", it didn't matter anymore, in fact it was the other way around.
The urine of the day or the evening was drunk, as can be seen even in the promotional films (link), whose action takes place
at any time (in the middle of the day or night), but not early in the morning!

Contrary to past denials, Bivolaru  sent the following message:

Bivolaru, message about anemic love within MISA, 2013 (audio)

"The lack of ritual engagements like Maithuna, the rejection of amorous games with the golden elixir that are made as a couple [...],
make such couples stay in this state of mediocrity.”

Here we totally agree with this statement and invite such reluctant couples who avoid implementing such methods to dare to try
at least seven times one of these methods which is strongly rejected.
But we tell you from now on that if you follow this wise advice that we offer you, you will have a lot of deeply beneficial,
pleasant surprises." (full text, only Romanian language)

Therefore, those who "just indulge" in practicing the techniques learned in "those classes like aerobics or karate",
are mediocre suckers who pay taxes for nothing because, according to the Guide Itself, at MISA you can progress
only if you drink urine!

What remains is the public statement written as "at MISA there is not such thing of drinking urine, these are just
some aberrations of a sick mind!"
Indeed, all this started from ONE sick mind (in which several voices are heard), the mind of the one who claims that
all his abjections were "inspired by the Holy Spirit"!

Urophilia: symptoms, causes, do you need treatment? (link)

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