If you don't want US, WE want you ... even less than 5 hours!

 Today is a holy day, the day when MISA incorrectly "quotes" from the official guru's papers. 

The sect celebrates with great fanfare the birthday of guru Gregorian Bivolaru, which is actually on the 13th, not the 12th of March. And his name is not Gregorian Bivolaru, but Magnus Aurolsson.  But MISA it's nothing but a Radio Yerevan joke. Link Archive

The first and only "Godly Attributes' Elder" is 71 years old.

The "party" against the clock, with a special spiritual programme revealed only to participants, will take place both online and on-site in Bucharest and other branches in the country and abroad. The online start has already been given at 16:00. Link Archive  

The ordinary mortal can just find out that included are "several spiritual exemplifications, hearing some first-time lectures, watching films with testimonies about the Spiritual Guide-aspirant initiatory relationship and some extraordinary experiences that the trainees of this school have lived through the grace of the Spiritual Guide, moments of humor, artistic films and inspiring documentaries."

Fans of empty chatter were to sign up, as in the camps, on the basis of swimsuit photos. Link Archive

On 5 March 2023, two announcements about the issue and collection of invitations (based on ID and course pass) and online access codes, without which one cannot participate, draw attention: 

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"that participation in the spiritual programme on 12 March requires a minimum attendance of 5 hours, either entirely in the hall, entirely online (on the basis of the personal access code) or partly in the hall and partly online. This is valid for all participants in this event, both in Bucharest and in the provinces".

Today, however, they published a new announcement and modified the last two, that participation at the birthday celebration of the "Clown of Tartașești"  "does NOT imply attendance for a minimum of 5 hours, regardless of whether participation is at the hall or online." Link Archive 

There has certainly been quite a tsunami of entries and they are running out of room in the many halls. Those who would stay less than 5 hours at the program are good after all, just show up! 

That's the icing on the cake, as it were, after all the problems with attending various MISA events, at least since the summer. See details here: Link Link Link Link 

So.  Happy birthday and the same full success (on reaching the finnish prison)!